Good news... bad news...
THE SHOW IS SOLD OUT AS OF 11/10/19.
BUT DON'T GIVE UP HOPE... GET YOUR NAME ON THE WAITING LIST AND YOU MAY GET LUCKY!
Don't miss your chance to be in the audience for opening night... and closing night.
This is it.
One night only.
Okay, let's try to address all your questions...
As of 11/10, the show is SOLD OUT. Add your name to the waiting list and we'll cross our fingers for ya! FOMO will become MO if you don't act fast!
No. Nothing better will come along. This is a HELL YES party. Just commit.
No. This is not a child friendly event, unless you like when people talk about their sex lives with your children.
Yes. Fly in for this party. I've got some other surprises planned for those who stay for the weekend.
Fancy party clothes or at least iron your jeans and get a haircut.
Sure you can give me a gift that expresses how much you value our relationship. Contrary to popular opinion I don't have everything. At the very least... a card is an absolute must. I want some seriously mushy shit about what I mean to you... and don't skimp on the compliments. I'm 50... find something nice to say that starts with "you don't look 50..."
The perfect gift for me is, of course, you laughing your ass off at the party/show so buy a ticket which includes a drink and dessert at the post show party at Acova (across the street from the theater).
There are 160 seats in the theater... this is a one night only event... and, I'm kinda popular.
If you miss it there will be 159 other people who are going to make sure you know how amazing it was.
Don't be left out because nothing good can come of that. And, I probably won't like you anymore.