Merit's 50th Birthday Comedy Show
Join me for a one-night-only performance of my first 50 years... as told through comedy.
I won't do a party like this for my 100th so don't miss this one.
Good news... bad news...
THE SHOW IS SOLD OUT AS OF 11/10/19.
BUT DON'T GIVE UP HOPE... GET YOUR NAME ON THE WAITING LIST AND YOU MAY GET LUCKY!
Friday, November 22, 2019 @ 8pm
The Bug Theater
3654 Navajo St, Denver, CO 80211
Gonna drop the mic.
(hopefully, not literally, I am a professional...)
Your ticket includes food, dessert and your first drink at the PARTY after the show across the street at Acova...
Don't Give Up Hope!
While it's great that the show is sold out, it's super sad there isn't a ticket for you.
But let's stay positive, because... ya know, life happens and it's possible that someone who has a ticket won't be able to use it in which case, you'll have a chance to purchase yours.
Fill out the form with all of your contact information and you will be notified if tickets become available.
One night only. 175 seats.
Don't miss your chance to be in the audience for opening night... and closing night.
This is it.
One night only.
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Okay, let's try to address all your questions...
As of 11/10, the show is SOLD OUT. Add your name to the waiting list and we'll cross our fingers for ya! FOMO will become MO if you don't act fast!
No. Nothing better will come along. This is a HELL YES party. Just commit.
No. This is not a child friendly event, unless you like when people talk about their sex lives with your children.
Yes. Fly in for this party. I've got some other surprises planned for those who stay for the weekend.
Fancy party clothes or at least iron your jeans and get a haircut.
Sure you can give me a gift that expresses how much you value our relationship. Contrary to popular opinion I don't have everything. At the very least... a card is an absolute must. I want some seriously mushy shit about what I mean to you... and don't skimp on the compliments. I'm 50... find something nice to say that starts with "you don't look 50..."
The perfect gift for me is, of course, you laughing your ass off at the party/show so buy a ticket which includes a drink and dessert at the post show party at Acova (across the street from the theater).
There are 160 seats in the theater... this is a one night only event... and, I'm kinda popular.
If you miss it there will be 159 other people who are going to make sure you know how amazing it was.
Don't be left out because nothing good can come of that. And, I probably won't like you anymore.
